I am “T”

Oh yes that’s me

That “T” I am

That “T” that’s me

I did not like it

You soon shall see

I did NOT like that CF3

That CF3 was just not me

Would not buy it, if it were free

I have no plane, it’s clear to see

Why would I buy that CF3?

I would not buy it on a bet

I would not buy it in a sweat

I would not wear it anywhere

Not even in my underwear

The time to buy did come & went

My money still had not been spent

I will not buy it any day

That CF3 I turned away

Would you buy it in a store?

Would you buy it on the shore?

I would not buy it in a store

I would not buy it on the shore

I would not like it much you see

That “T” I am

That “T” that’s me

And then one day it dawned on me

A watch like this just HAD to be!

I must not miss this CF3

Can Friedberg get this watch for me?

“I’ll try my best, you little twit

All this time you’ve had to get

I’ll do my best cause you’re my friend

Don’t pull this stuff on me again”

So now it is, as is can be

I have my watch, my CF3!

I love this watch cause it’s so me

That “T” I am

That “T” that’s me!

Terry Russell

Copyright© 2015

An adaptation from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss